Q. What's the difference between a golf ball and a woman's G-spot?
A. A guy will take twenty minutes to look for a golf ball.

Q: How do you get your wife to scream while you are having an orgasm?
A: Call her and tell her where you are.

Q: What's the difference between light and hard?
A: You can go to sleep with a light on.

Q: What's the difference between dark and hard?
A: It stays dark all night.

Q: What's the difference between a BONUS and a PENIS?
A: Your wife will blow your bonus.

Q: What's the difference between a wife and a job?
A: After 20 years, the job STILL sucks

Q: What is the definition of "wicker box"?
A: It's what Elmer Fudd wants to do to Madonna.

Q: How can you tell a sumo wrestler from a feminist?
A: A Sumo wrestler shaves his legs.

Q: What is the biggest problem for an atheist?
A: No one to talk to during orgasm.

Q: What is Rodeo Sex?
A: Well, it's where your lady friend is on all fours, you are firmly
   ensconced from the rear with a breast in each hand, and you say to her,
   "This is the way your sister likes it too." You then have eight seconds
   to stay in the saddle.

Q: Did you hear about the new "morning after" pill for men?
A: It changes their blood type.

Q: What is 68?
A: You do me and I owe you one.

Q: What is the difference between "Oooh!" and "Aaah!"?
A: About three inches.

Q: If you are having sex with two women and one more woman walks in, what
   do you have?
A: Divorce proceedings, most likely.

Q: If you go to bed 9 hours before you have to wake up, and your wife wants
   to have 2 hours of sex, how much sleep will you get?
A: 8 hours, 59 minutes - who cares what SHE wants?!

Q: Why do married men like blowjobs so much?
A: 15 minutes of silence.

Q: What's the difference between a slut and a bitch?
A: A slut goes to bed with everyone and a bitch goes to bed with everyone
   but you.